{"product_id":"the-big-ass-lump-of-coal","title":"The Big Ass Lump of Coal","description":"\u003cp\u003eLegend has it St. Nick used to reward misbehaving children with bundles of twigs, bags of salt, and strings of garlic. Considering these alternatives, a lump of fossil fuel doesn't sound half bad.\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eDuke Cannon honors this tradition with his Big Ass Lump of Coal - a premium soap formulated with activated charcoal and featuring the masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper.\n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eIt's the best way to clean up after mischief and shenanigans. \n\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003cbr\u003eProduct Specs: \n\u003cbr\u003e3x bigger and better smelling than traditional lumps of coal \n\u003cbr\u003eMade in the USA by humans, not elves\n\u003cbr\u003eMay encourage mischief and\/or general tomfoolery\n\u003cbr\u003eA rich, masculine scent of bergamot and black pepper that smells nice, not naughty \n\u003cbr\u003eAccording to Cindy in Accounting, this is a \"super cute\" gift for guys. \n\u003cbr\u003eSize: 10 oz.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Duke Cannon","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":53000627650854,"sku":"COAL24PDQ","price":11.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0799\/8183\/8630\/files\/8e54729ab26cbdae7103a7e0d759f380.png?v=1775883519","url":"https:\/\/www.oreillysboutique.com\/products\/the-big-ass-lump-of-coal","provider":"OReillys Boutique","version":"1.0","type":"link"}